WARNING: Disturbing news ahead...Australia has a growing population of Sugar Daddies - but local ladies are not taking the candy.
That’s right, according to some fairly dubious figures there are more than 15,000 Sugar Daddies in Australia looking for love online.
If that isn’t disturbing enough, there is a bigger kick in the guts to come.
More than half of our ageing casanovas have shunned local sheilas, opting to date a Sugar Babe from the US.
A whopping 8400 older Australian dudes with big wallets have chosen to hook up with an American gal, according to SeekingArrangement.com — the online hook-up forum for people with kooky preferences.
Admittedly, the competition is tough.
The site boasts 900,000 ‘Sugar Babies’ from the US, while only 100,000 Aussie girls have taken the bait.
So for every Aussie lady there are nine Yankees — and America always has better shopping.
But to add insult to injury, the site claims American women are more popular because they are more like a ‘vacation’.
Huh? Everybody knows Australia is the world’s dream holiday destination.
We have koalas, the Great Barrier Reef, we are all sun-kissed and drink beer.
We are so good last week even Kim Kardashian graced us with her presence.
We also have fine female specimens like: Gina Rhinehart, Julie Bishop and that chick no one knew from Neighbours who starred next to Leonardo DiCaprio and is now really really famous.
They talk funny, gamble and pose for before-and-after ice mugshots and get chased by cops.
Honey Boo Boo child — if you don’t know her Google it.
Not to mention an American Sugar Babe who may not like the diamonds you gave her could be armed with an automatic military-authorised weapon.
But despite all the evidence supporting our solid reputation as fun, life-loving, beer-guzzling larikans SeekingArrangment founder Brandon Wade says Yankee ladies are better.
“American women can be appealing to men of other cultures for a variety of reasons,’’ he said.
“Being with an American girl is like a vacation. From their vivaciousness to their sensuality and ability to be discreet, it is no surprise that most Australian men were interested in having an arrangement with American women.’’
Now to clarify for any confused readers a ‘sugar relationship’ is when older males are in their money-making prime and young women are in their money-needing prime and beauty prime. These three primes often converge creating the underground ‘older man financially generous to beautiful younger woman’ situation.
(Thank you Urbandictionary.com)
To many of us this is a gross concept. However the trend is growing.
In March it was revealed university students are turning to wealthy sugar daddies to help pay for education and their lifestyle.
Hundreds of young money hungry Australian students have reportedly signed-up for the site.
But for the naysayers fear not, all of our illustrious students have to beat nine Annoying Americans before they can take home the wrinkly prize.
Article Source: http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/australian-sugar-daddies-look-for-love-online-more-than-half-pick-girls-in-the-usa/story-fni0fit3-1227060192356